~When and Why~

One question I often like to ask people is, if you could live in any time period in history which would you choose and why? Its really a pretty awesome question, and its always sure to have entertaining answers (unless you ask a turd who is no fun at all and has no capability of using their imagination). It's also a pretty tough question for me to answer when they reply "how about you?". I can't choose just one. I think about it a lot sometimes, and there are always pros and cons to every era I choose. I always think I'm alot more bold than I actually am, so that seems to affect my reasoning's for my choices (although we all know that I'm mostly just the king of my own slightly off centered kingdom and not near the hard a$$ I like to think I am :). Seriously though, am I the only one who thinks about that? Surely not,...you people aren't to good to day dream a little are you? Do it, think about it, it's FUN people! Wanna hear my choices and reasons? NO!??...what the!...Well I don't care! you're gonna! Or you can go read my lame sisters unimaginative blogs about dummies she teaches in college...yiiipppeeeee!...*spins finger in circular motion while rolling eyes*. 1.) Jesus times, first reason being, I think my evolved mind would be able to tell if Jesus was really miraculous or if he was just really tricky for his time. The second reason being that I also think my evolved mind could be really tricky and convince people I'm a wizard or something and rule a nation!..well...that or they would stone me...not a very forgiving people back then. See, pros and cons people. How about we skip way ahead to the Wild West! Yess!! Some of you may be surprised this interests me, knowing that I think country music has sucked for the most part since Waylon and the boys aren't ruling it anymore, and I also think people look like retards acting like cowboys when it's just a fashion statement. Anywho, back to the topic! The Wild West! I think it would have been awesome back then! No rules! well,..none that I would follow anyway, I'd be strollin around with my pistols robbing banks and blastin' fools who pissed me off, blowing up trains, outrunning law dogs, drinkin whiskey in saloons, prolly kickin it with Billy the Kid or some bad dudes seeing who could kill more people and steal more cattle! (of course I'd be the baddest of them all) and I'd probably have a sweet wanted poster with my picture on it, winking, "Wanted, Tanner "The sauceman" Stearman" Dead or Alive $7.50 Reward!"....but....I hate horses, I think they're a shifty animal that can't be trusted, I don't much care for dirt, and I really like showering everyday...it just wouldn't work folks. Next up, the 20's, How gangster would I be? Hangin out the side of my suicide door Chevy in my pimp a$$ pinstriped suit and fedora, latched on to my Thompson sub machine gun firing rounds so fast the barrel turns bright red as I mow down the police chasing me and my squad down! Probably pimping hookers and slingin moonshine, maybe running an underground casino! Pff, I'd be a boss for sure! Problems you ask? they didn't have much help for venereal disease back then...and being the boss I'd be you know I'd be gettin trim! And if we're being honest...its hard to trust people in that lifestyle, and I know I'd be rather mouthy...someone would surely take offense and wack me to take my empire. Then we come to the 60's, ever seen the movie blow? I'd totally be Johnny Depps character from that movie, I'd realize cops were completely stupid to the drug trade back then and see a fortune to be made..well, if you've seen the movie you know all the positives and negatives to that era, if you haven't seen it, I'll slap you the next time I see you until you promise to watch it because its a great story! True too! That kinda goes right on up through the 70's too, which got really gay at the end of that era and started in to the 80's which is when I was born...so I guess I'll stop the daydreaming there for a while. Did you notice a pattern? Why do I insist on being an outlaw, a criminal, a gangster? lol...it's actually a really good thing I was born when I was, because in this age of technology, I'm flat out just too dumb to be a criminal...and to scared of the prison system! I'm willing to bet nobody was trying to poop chute ol' cowboys or mobsters! Nowadays prisoners seem to be totally cool with that, and that ain't for me! You ever watch lockdown? They got gay gangs in there!! NOT cool.... So, when would you choose to live, and why? P.S. Don't forget that Blogspot is complete garbage for stealing the money I rightfully earned by all you folks clicking on their adds! No good thieving scum!! Spread the word! Blogspot is made up of criminals! And the only way to get me to quit bashing them on their own page is to kick me off! Otherwise I'll bash them till I die!! I hate you Blogspot! :)