~Follow The Sauce~

Greetings earthlings, the time has come to change the face of blogging! i imagine if it actually had a face it would look something like Louis from revenge of the nerds...not very cool right? But imagine this, a blog that has the face of Brad Pitt, the dance moves of Rick Astley, and the voice of Ozzy...you know.....mumbling and rambling about, making absolutely no sense yet you're drawn to it and seem to feel slightly less intelligent afterwards. That's exactly what you can expect when you tune in to the sauce of the turbo persuasion! Don't expect fancy things like proper grammar, indentation and punctuation. Don't be fooled to think i will tell you of meaningful things and stories of enlightenment. What you can expect is a solid hunk of paragraph that may be hard to read and take a little imagination to follow. It may at times be offensive and make you hate my guts (get over it) but hopefully you'll get a chuckle at my expense, or most likely at the expense of other people such as Walmart checkers, midgets, turds i don't like at the gym, and Amy, my sworn enemy. Although Amy and I hate each others guts and often plot to ruin each other, there is one thing we have in common, the love of money! :) She so kindly built this page for me after telling me she makes cheese with these blog pages. She writes, people read, and then click on adds which makes her money! pff...deal, i'm in! So here lies my true motive, i want money.....so i'm relying on you, my followers (all 3 of you at the moment), to click on the advertisements! ALL OF THEM! repeatedly....and then do it again! :) In return i will fill this page with meaningless things that may make you scratch your head in confusion, and i will also love you dearly forever!! (ladies get special love) ;) sweet deal right!!??? So join me! Tell your friends! FOLLOW THE SAUCE!!!!!