~UFC 112 and Loud Mouth Ladies~

As an avid fan of mixed martial arts, it's extremely rare that I will miss a chance to watch a fight card, even when it may seem lackluster to some because it doesn't have Chuck Liddell on it. (these would be your turd fans who have really pointy super gelled hair and 6 pieces of Tapout clothing covering there bodies yet couldn't even tell you rules, they simply watch because its become fashionable) Yesterday was UFC 112, it looked to be a sweet card, 2 title fights, the first show in the U.A.E, (Abu Dhabi to be exact), and the UFC's first outdoor card. I myself was pretty pumped to watch. Anderson Silva is widely regarded as the best pound for pound fighter in MMA (although i believe its Georges St. Pierre) and he was defending his title against Demian Maia, a five time world jujitsu champion with grappling credentials I'm not even going to try to list because it would take forever. Anderson is dominant, absolutely a phenomenal striker and holds a black belt in jujitsu himself, there has yet to be someone who can stand and trade blows with him without being made to look silly, I'm not exaggerating at all, he's absolutely sick, he went up a weight class and destroyed a previous champion in Forrest Griffin, knocked him out with a jab dude!! Holy cow!! The fight however had the ability to either become a highlight real finish, or a snoozer (which has happened in past Silva fights) since Maia doesn't have the striking prowess to tango with Silva, and probably would struggle to get him to the ground where he stood a chance to win. The latter was the case. It started out interesting with Silva showing his dominance, landing blows at will and battering Maia, dancing around the ring toying with him as if he were fighting a two year old. Then it happened, middle of the third round he became the turd that I had wasted money on two other times, just circling around, not wanting to engage now that Maia was finally trying to, when clearly he could have finished Maia at anytime. He went the full five rounds! He was even warned to quit running or a point would be deducted! Even the boss Dana White was completely disgusted by what he saw and walked out on his main event for the first time since he took over as president 10 years ago! In a post fight interview he said he was completely embarrassed and defined the performance of Silva as "running around like a jackass". He even stated that Silva may be the first champion to fight on the preliminary undercard! Only the biggest Anderson Silva fans would disagree, and that's only because they're all over his nuts, dangling from them like they're a tire swing being ridden for pleasure and enjoyment. If you can't tell already, I'm very opinionated when it comes to this sport, this is to me what football is to the guys that paint their bodies and stand mostly naked in sub zero temperatures just to cheer on their team. Its my passion and I won't hesitate to discuss my opinions with others when I believe they are wrong, or unintelligent in the points they're trying to make, I also understand I'm no authority and its usually just my opinion (we know what they say about opinions). Which brings me to last night after the fight. Anderson Silva was to drop a weight class and fight my favorite fighter St. Pierre if he won last night (which he did). I got into a friendly debate over how that fight could potentially go with a friend of a friend who is on Silva's nuts (I'm not hating cause I'm the same way with St. Pierre :). As we were sharing our views, mostly me making him look uninformed (his points were made as a fan, not from facts), his girlfriend apparently didn't enjoy what I had to say, or maybe the fact that her boyfriend was looking ridiculous. Hell maybe she just thought I was ugly and had bad teeth?...Can't argue with logic right? lol. She had been drinking all night and was rather schwasted by this time. All of a sudden she pipes up, as if anything she had to say was relevant, mumbling in a drunken slur as if someone cared..."Well thas juss...yur upinnin..wha du yuuoo know...youu dunno notting" rolling her eyes, fighting the urge to wave her finger with a snap at the end. I was slightly irritated, but it was more funny than anything. So I gave her a giggle and a smirk, "Whatever..." I said. Apparently she didn't like that because she started spewing Spanish phrases. Now I don't own Rosetta Stone or anything, but I'm pretty sure they weren't kind words. Thankfully the boyfriend reminded her we were just having a friendly debate and they left shortly there after.(I don't think she wants to be my friend) What is it with girls wanting to act tough with guys? I mean its obvious I'm not gonna deck her in noodle. I've seen it way to many times, chicks getting up in guys faces and saying they'll whip their ass and blah blah blah...please...really?? They'll probably whip their own ass on the way to the car stumbling on the 3 inch platforms they so brilliantly decided to wear on a night they knew balance wouldn't be their friend and smacking their big loud mouths off of the curb. They only do it because they know they can get away with it. Very annoying, and extremely unattractive on a female. Moral of the story, 1.) If Anderson is going to be a champion then he should perform like one, or at least try to. 2.) Ladies, nobody really thinks you're a bad ass for spouting off at a dude who just has to sit there and take it, it's a complete turn off and you just look low rent. 3.) I need Rosetta Stone... after 3 sour puss blogs maybe I should try and throw in a positive one next? lol we'll see...probably not...****click an add or two if you have a second****it's appreciated greatly :)**** have a splendid day friends! Over. ksssshhhht.