~Worst Sister Ever~

Gosh could somebody tell my sister to shut her face? daily i'm getting texts from her "blog! gosh! worst blogger ever! gosh!" DAILY I tell you! This chick is insane! Seriously, she likes me so much, and I tell her all the time we aren't friends! I'm like "hey dummy, I'm not your friend"...and then she giggles "hehe oh but you're so cool, lets be friends"....did she not just here me call her dummy??? So the other day she finally had given up and said we would never be friends. What do I do? "Amy, be my friend..." ..its a trap, I don't wanna be her friend, she's a booger. "Why should I?"....inside she is jumping for joy, thinking we will be besties. "Because deep down you know you love me and think I'm awesome"....she really does, I'm not playing her here, just reminding her. "OK!" she exclaims, "We will be the best friends that could ever be!"....I can imagine the proud look on her face at this moment, visions of her and I on a carousel at the park, her on a unicorn, me upon the brave lion. Then I sqaush this image with my size 13, along with all her hopes and dreams of being my friend with one text message! "BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU DUMMY! I TOLD YOU WE WOULD NEVER BE FRIENDS AND YOU FELL FOR THIS!!??? BWAHAHAHA YOU ARE SO WEAK, NOT A WORTHY ENEMY FOR THE LIKES OF ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! her self esteem shriveled up like a grape to a raisen. It sucked the life clean out of her! One strike and I crushed my enemy! So, be sure to remind her when you see her that I am the sibling who got the best of her and she is the worst sister EVER! And tell her to give me 20 dollars...just because.....I like the rest of you guys though. she's just a buttface :)

~My Poo Poo Poem~

Oh the poo
It's headed south
Made from things
Placed in my mouth
Some eggs, Some oats
Some whole wheat toast
Some cheesy Whales
I love them most
It makes its way
Into my tummy
Some rather bland
Some kind of yummy
My guts do work
And break it down
When its almost time
My butt makes sounds
"HEY TAKE A WIFF!"
My brand is strong
"OH MAN THAT STINKS!"
"DUDE THAT'S JUST WRONG!"
I make my way
Upon the can
Its pretty bad
Flick on the fan
KURPLUNK and sploosh!
The deed is done
Relief at last
I wipe my bum
Goodbye I say
You look like my sister
I'd flush her too
But my mom might miss her