~My Poo Poo Poem~

Oh the poo
It's headed south
Made from things
Placed in my mouth
Some eggs, Some oats
Some whole wheat toast
Some cheesy Whales
I love them most
It makes its way
Into my tummy
Some rather bland
Some kind of yummy
My guts do work
And break it down
When its almost time
My butt makes sounds
"HEY TAKE A WIFF!"
My brand is strong
"OH MAN THAT STINKS!"
"DUDE THAT'S JUST WRONG!"
I make my way
Upon the can
Its pretty bad
Flick on the fan
KURPLUNK and sploosh!
The deed is done
Relief at last
I wipe my bum
Goodbye I say
You look like my sister
I'd flush her too
But my mom might miss her